Murphy's Law

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This has always made me laugh ...and heaven knows you need to laugh when it's all going wrong!

Why is it that EVERY time I mop the floor something sticky is immediately spilled or dribbled all over it?! Especially on a day when you're trying to get a lot done? I'm about to just throw in the towel and let the dog lick it clean (eew)!

I just finished mopping!

The culprit!

Murphy's toddlers laws (via Murphy's Laws Site)

• When you need to carry a child they will want to walk.
• When you want them to walk they will want to be carried.
• When you bring the stroller they will want to walk.
• When you forget the stroller they will want to ride.
• The more potential a food has for stains the greater the coverage area when it is hurled by a child.
  Corollary: The more potential a food has for stains the more expensive the item of clothing/fabric/furniture it strikes. 
• A child's favorite one day is never a favorite the next day (especially food).
• The intensity of the tantrum is directly proportional to the amount of people around to witness.
• If it's mine it's mine,
  if it's yours it's mine,
  if I like it is mine,
  if I can take it from you it is mine,
  if I am playing with something ALL of the pieces are mine,
  if I think it is mine it is,
  if I saw it first it's mine,
  if I had it then put it down it is still mine,
  if you had it then you put it down it is now mine,
  if it looks like the one I have at home it is mine,
  if it is broken it is yours.
• If I make a mess you must clean it up

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I laughed till I cried!